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Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

Below are collection of birthday funny quotes.


I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.


I have to thank Facebook for reminding me about your birthday! Just kidding! Have an awesome special day!


Another year for you. Don’t mess this one up! Does it matter? Just have fun! Happy birthday!


So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.


Can you remember our those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday.


Life isn’t as fun without you. Your embarrassing moments always manage to cheer me up! Keep up the good work! Funny Happy Birthday


One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.


Stay positive! Like the grade of your eyeglasses that keeps climbing up every year! Happy birthday!


Happy Birthday Party Animal! Looking forward to learning new dance moves, more drinking contest and having a bad hangover the next day with you. We should try coming home earlier at 1 or 2 in the morning. Maybe. Happy Birthday.


So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.


As we get older, so does our smart phones and computers. We’ll stay awesome though. Funny Happy Birthday!


They say that with age comes more wisdom. Probably not in every case. Happy Birthday!


Another year of endless projects, sleepless nights and pranking our classmates. Let’s have more fun this year! Happy Birthday!


People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.


Wishing you more money to pay the tab for dinner; more health, so we can stay up at night longer; more happiness, to do crazy things together. Happy Birthday Partner! Stay awesome like me!


Wishing you more back breaking fun, crazier rollercoaster rides, and Amazon wild adventures to come. Just be sure to stay alive for the next birthdays to come! Happy Birthday!


Wishing you super speed like Flash, strength like Superman and wealth like Batman. There’s no harm in wishing. Just don’t forget me when you are as rich as Bruce Wayne. Happy Birthday.


Careful not to blow off that birthday candle too hard or your wig might come along with it too. Happy birthday! Stay Awesome!


Today’s generation will never know the joys of receiving a Gameboy, playing the Monopoly or the Scrabble and going to your neighbour’s friends house to chat until late night. I guess we are getting older, huh? At least, we got these wonderful memories and I have not forgotten about it. In case you do forget, I’ll be here to remind you. Funny Happy Birthday! Let’s be coolest old people.


You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.


A year closer to that hard earned pension. Congratulations! Happy Birthday!


Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.


May you be as rich as Tony Stark, as handsome as Steve Rogers, as sexy as Thor, as sharp as Clint Barton and as green as the Hulk! Happy Birthday Superhero! Hope I won’t have to compare you to Nick Fury soon!


It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.


30 candles won’t fit the cake I bought for you. So I just got you 2. Happy 2nd birthday!


No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.


Growing up is a trap! Stay Play Station loving. Don’t stop building that Lego castle. But don’t forget to go to the office, buy groceries, pick your kids up after school and be home by dinner, Okay? Reality check. Welcome to the grown up life. Happy birthday!


The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.


What I miss most about being a kid? Getting cash for your birthday! No cash for us anymore, just wine and cake. Not too bad, right? Happy Birthday!


Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.


What can I say? You’re still the same – Just whiter hair, lesser teeth and more wrinkles. Let’s stay crazy awesome in the years to come! Happy Birthday!


See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!


Growing old isn’t so bad, right? Look at Gandalf, Dumbledore, or Yoda? I guess I wouldn’t want to grow old like the third one! Happy birthday! Let’s start growing that beard long enough for us to look like wizards!


Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!


Remember when we used to have water gun and just shoot everyone in the face during the party? Well, sorry buddy, we can’t do it anymore because we have to clean the house afterwards now. Unlike before, mom and dad can clear up the after party damages. The good old days! Funny Happy Birthday!


I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.


As we grow older, we grow wings they say. Now I understand what they really mean. It is the sag in our arms! Let’s see who has bigger wings next year. Happy Birthday!


There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.


I wish you happiness, health, wealth, love and all the things that won’t take a dollar out of my pocket. Happy birthday!


The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.


What are the perks of growing older? More wine, freedom to drive your own car and buy the food you want. No more clubbing, drinking to the point of passing out or staying out until 4am. Wow, I can’t believe we did all that! Now, we are happy to be home at 9pm, sleeping in our bed. We are exhausted after dancing for 5 minutes. We couldn’t even finish 2 bottles of Jack Daniels! Happy birthday! Hoping to try to finish 2 bottles with you soon!


It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.


The fun thing about growing older is seeing who loses more hair or teeth first. I hope you do! Happy birthday!


Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.


We used to play Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears or N’sync during our parties and go crazy. If we play them now, the kids will have this stunned blank look in their faces. All they know are the singers or boy groups that we don’t even know. Nothing beats the music of our generation! I am happy to have someone to reminisce those days with. Do you still have those cassette tapes? Let’s play them! Well, I guess cassette players don’t exist anymore. Funny Happy birthday! I’m glad there is someone from the timeline I came from!


Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.


You don’t look 40 at all! I’m a great friend like that! Happy 30th birthday! Let’s stay 30 as long as we can.


Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.


Don’t worry mom. No matter how you look, my friends will tell me you look young for your age. They are awesome like that! Happy Birthday! I love you no matter how much the digits.


It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.


Happy Birthday! With so many candles you have on your cake, we can now start a barbeque!


Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!


Crash that diet. Drink as much as you want. Eat as much of that chocolate cake as you wish. It’s your day! Just don’t burn the house down crazy with so many candles you have on your cake! Happy Birthday!


Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.


Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.


The only good thing about getting more forgetful with age? You forget the most embarrassing and bad times of your life. Too bad though, I won’t forget that time when you fell face first on the floor. Happy Birthday! To more good times and forgetting the bad ones!


It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.


Congratulations on scrolling further to find your birth year when doing online registrations! Happy Birthday!


It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!


Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.


To more body aches, more monthly bills to pay, earlier sleeping hours and more responsibilities. Happy Birthday!


Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.


You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.


Grow more older and become toothless soon.


Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.


I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.


I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration.


On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready.


As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again.


Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.


Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising.


You can go in the club without showing your ID, drink beer as you please, get your driver’s license, finish your school and get a job. Boring? Who says growing older is boring? You can still have crazy fun! Just be sure to be around for your next birthday. Welcome to reality! Happy Birthday!


Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.


Some people get better with age, some get more bitter. Only for today, since it is your birthday, you are okay…I guess. Happy birthday!


People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!


Take so many pictures with your smile. You may miss your teeth in the years to come! Happy birthday!


You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.


The older we get the lesser gifts we get, the more friends to greet you anyway. Happy Birthday!


Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.


It’s not getting old, it’s getting vintage. Happy birthday!


The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.


Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.


We will all get to that age. You will just go first. Tell us how awesome 50 is. Happy Birthday!


You must enjoy the cake, because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.


To the smartest, coolest, magnificent and good-looking person in my life, just like me – Funny Happy Birthday!


You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.


Someday, if your hair turn white. Don’t worry; we can style it cool like Magneto. If you don’t have any hair left, just leave it like Professor Xavier. Someday, if your teeth fall off; well, just visit the dentist. Someday, if you are having a hard time walking; just grab a cool walking stick like Gandalf. It can double as a staff too. Someday, if your skin starts sagging; surgery is expensive, so just leave it be. Happy Birthday! May you grow old with grace and suave.


The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.


Look, so many candles on a so little cake.


Don’t worry about the lines on your face; just tell your kids they are maps of your life’s journey. Don’t worry about the duller eyesight; just tell your kids that it is the mark of a well-read person. Don’t worry about the shaky hands; just tell your kids that you worked really hard during your youth. Don’t worry about all of this, because no matter what happens, we all grow old! Some don’t even have the opportunity to do so. So let’s do everything we want to do. Someday, we won’t even be able to hold out our passport out without shaking it violently or see if we have taken the right airplane. Enjoy life! Funny Happy Birthday!


You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.


Wiser? Bolder? Richer? Cooler? Okay, I think nice is okay. Happy birthday my nice friend.


You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.


To more stupid things to add in our list and to more embarrassing moments together. Happy Birthday!


Look at my delicious cake. I know you love cakes so let’s finish it together.


I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.


Is the size of your tummy directly proportional to your age? To more beer and bigger bellies! Happy birthday!


It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today.


You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything expect this beautiful rose.


I’m an advocate of nature. Saving trees is part of that advocacy. No card, just this email to greet you a happy birthday!


Shopping anything for your special day is always hard, so lets do it together today.


Look, the number of candles is getting higher, but the cake is still too small. Happy birthday.


As we turn more pages of our lives, we gain arm sags to flip with. Happy Birthday!


Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.


A woman’s age will forever remain a mystery to the rest of the world. If you guess the wrong number, you are done with. Greeting you, just a Happy Birthday. Stay timeless.


One more year has gone. Now you are more grown up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.


It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.


You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.


No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.


Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.


The number of candles is too much for your tiny cake. Make sure to arrange a bigger one next time.


Birthdays are special, especially if celebrated with a special friend. The nurses might go looking for you now; it’s time for your pills. Happy birthday!


I know your best birthdays are yet to arrive. Lets wait for those. Happy birthday.


A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.


You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day.


The usefulness of life is measured on its application, not in its length. Have a wonderful birthday.


I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards.


You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day.


You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life.


There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well wishers. Happy birthday.


Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them


You are like a ninja. I feel like getting you a ramen instead of a cake. Happy birthday! Want some sushi or sashimi?


With age, wisdom comes. That’s why I believe you are one of the wisest people.


No matter how old you become, still you are the smartest and best looking person in this entire world.


People often say that time is the best healer though it’s also true that time is a dreadful beautician too. Have a wonderful day.


Today one of your secret is going to be revealed. So, get ready for the blast. Happy birthday.


Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young. Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday.


Every time I ask you the true age, you smile and skip that topic. Today, I won’t give you any chance to escape.


You are the perfect example of how old people celebrate their birthday. There is plenty of food, but doctor has warned you not to eat any of those. Happy birthday!!


You are the person who surprises me most. I don’t know how you passed first one and a half year without talking a single word. Good luck!


It would have been a holiday, if you were a great man in this country. But I’m so unlucky that you are not.


More candles are on their way to join your cake. Hope you’ll be able to see them very soon.


Your small cake doesn’t have enough space to fit all those candles and also our appetite.


You are the one who has helped me a lot to walk through the rough roads of life. Thanks for everything you did for me including those fights.


There are lots of candles on the cake. So, I guess you need a big lungs to blow all them out.


No matter how big or small the cake is. Remember that you get older every year.


You don’t look as old as your age.


At the age of fifty, you are dancing like only twenty years old. You look amazing. Happy birthday.


The more you are growing, the more mature you are becoming. Happy birthday to the most mature person I’ve ever meet.


I feel jealous because you get the most wishes on birthday. Happy birthday.


Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.


If your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older.


It’s time to say that I’m getting older when you find it’s tough to walk up the stairs. That’s true. Happy birthday.


You know that you have passed your golden young days when the walking through the stairs becomes really hard. Moreover, you need to call it as an exercise too. Happy birthday.


You are someone whose birthday can easily be remembered without using any kind reminder options.


Let me wish you as the very first person. I don’t want anyone to do that before me.


If it wasn’t your birthday celebration, I would have been going to buy some drinks for tonight.


I never make any joke that is related to age. Because I know it hurts someone like you.


It’s your birthday. So, get ready to check the notifications for next 24 hours.


It’s your birthday and I think it’s the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Happy birthday.


I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration.

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